Romanian Humor

Not sure if you can taste this - I sense that only Romanians can - but give it a try...

Laura will know that it is not mere fantasy, but can be very real in this part of the world.
Enjoy!
I love you!
Leila
Similarities and differences between Romanians, French and Americans
The American:Starts working at 9.00, he wakes up at 8.00, jumps over his wife who is still sleeping as she is a housewife, goes to the bathroom and takes a shower, he doesn't shave as he will shave while driving with the electrical machine, he goes to the kitchen where he eats "eggs and bacon", and jumps into his two months old GMC, to go to the company where he is employed as a worker.
The French:Starts working at 8.00, he wakes up at 7.00, he doesn't jump over his wife as she hasn't come yet from her lover, goes to the bathroom and washes until his belly, shaves with a shaving machine Gillette 3X, goes to the kitchen and eats "caffe au lait et croissants", and jumps in his two years old Peugeot, to go to the company where he works as technician.
The Romanian:Starts working at 7.00, wakes up at 6.00, he doesn't jump over his wife as she starts program at 6.30 and is already gone, goes to the bathroon and rinses his eyes with the water remained since last evening in the wash bowl as water doesn't reach the VIII floor, he cuts his face while shaving with his two months old BIC shaving machine, goes to the kitchen and drinks a coffee without sugar as it run out yesterday and he didn't get the salary yet, and gets in his Dacia received from his father ten years ago, to go to the company where he works as
ingineer.